Drunken cat joke

Cats vs. Men

• A cat never comes home drunk after being out all night with friends.
• You can't put a bell around your man's neck and always know exactly where he is.
• You can stroke a cat without automatically being expected to have sex.
• When a cat comes in at midnight it doesn't wake you up by smashing into the furniture.
• Cats never pretend they know how to fix what's broken.
• Your cat doesn't care what size your boobs are.
• Cats will love you even when you have bad hair days.
• Cats love rubbing up to your legs no matter how much cellulite you have.
• Men can't be neutered if they stray.
• It's okay if your cat rubs up against the guests in your home.
• You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.
• A cat is never late for dinner.
• Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!
• You'll never get a call from you cat's ex.
• Your cat will never leave you for a younger women.
• A cat can't fake loving you.
• Cats actually think with their heads.
• Cata can fend for themselves.
• When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying.