Monday, 12 August 2013

Drunken cat joke

Cats vs. Men

  • A cat never comes home drunk after being out all night with friends.
  • You can't put a bell around your man's neck and always know exactly where he is.
  • You can stroke a cat without automatically being expected to have sex.
  • When a cat comes in at midnight it doesn't wake you up by smashing into the furniture.
  • Cats never pretend they know how to fix what's broken.
  • Your cat doesn't care what size your boobs are.
  • Cats will love you even when you have bad hair days.
  • Cats love rubbing up to your legs no matter how much cellulite you have.
  • Men can't be neutered if they stray.
  • It's okay if your cat rubs up against the guests in your home.
  • You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.
  • A cat is never late for dinner.
  • Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!
  • You'll never get a call from you cat's ex.
  • Your cat will never leave you for a younger women.
  • A cat can't fake loving you.
  • Cats actually think with their heads.
  • Cata can fend for themselves.
  • When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying.

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